Things I Would Like To Say To You (aka No One In Particular But Yes Really A Specific Person And/Or Peoples):
-Did some one accidentally fuck you in your ass last night?
-Did you spend most of, if not all of, your childhood being fucked in the ass?
-Who the fuck fucked you in the ass so hard that it turned you into a total ass-fuck?
-When you have your girlfriend fuck you in the ass, do you have h...er lube it, or just shove it up there rough and dry? Because if you just have her shove it up there with no lube, that would explain a lot of things, like why you beat her....
-Your girlfriend gags on your cock because it tastes like sweaty urine and rotten mouthguards - NOT because it's THAT big! (Because dear, it's not....)
-If you were to get a circumcision, you would have nothing but wrinkly hot dog casing left underneath all of your STD-infected nasty ass foreskin.
-Okay, but seriously - WHO THE FUCK FUCKED YOU IN YOUR ASS HARD ENOUGH TO TURN YOU INTO THE TOTAL ASS-FUCKING ASS-FUCKER KING OF ASS-FUCKING ASS-FUCKS THAT YOU ARE TODAY?
-Why do you always go through the self-checkout at Hannaford, even when you have a literal cart-full of groceries? Is that because you made a pit-stop by the pharmacy and put some Astro-Glide in your cart under the baloney and m&m's?
-Why do you like getting fucked in the ass so much? And secondly, why do you like fucking your girlfriend in the ass so much?? Maybe you should change the "interested in" on your profile from "women" to "men" or "women that resemble men"??
-OH!!! I GET IT!!! YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S ASS IS ACTUALLY TIGHTER THAN HER TWAT!!! THAT'S WHY YOU ENJOY FUCKING HER IN THE ASS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!
-Wait...how much tighter? A whole 2 inches in diameter tighter? Holy cowwwwwww! Yes, you definitely need to change your "interested to" section on your profile.......
-Did some one accidentally fuck you in your ass last night?
-Did you spend most of, if not all of, your childhood being fucked in the ass?
-Who the fuck fucked you in the ass so hard that it turned you into a total ass-fuck?
-When you have your girlfriend fuck you in the ass, do you have h...er lube it, or just shove it up there rough and dry? Because if you just have her shove it up there with no lube, that would explain a lot of things, like why you beat her....
-Your girlfriend gags on your cock because it tastes like sweaty urine and rotten mouthguards - NOT because it's THAT big! (Because dear, it's not....)
-If you were to get a circumcision, you would have nothing but wrinkly hot dog casing left underneath all of your STD-infected nasty ass foreskin.
-Okay, but seriously - WHO THE FUCK FUCKED YOU IN YOUR ASS HARD ENOUGH TO TURN YOU INTO THE TOTAL ASS-FUCKING ASS-FUCKER KING OF ASS-FUCKING ASS-FUCKS THAT YOU ARE TODAY?
-Why do you always go through the self-checkout at Hannaford, even when you have a literal cart-full of groceries? Is that because you made a pit-stop by the pharmacy and put some Astro-Glide in your cart under the baloney and m&m's?
-Why do you like getting fucked in the ass so much? And secondly, why do you like fucking your girlfriend in the ass so much?? Maybe you should change the "interested in" on your profile from "women" to "men" or "women that resemble men"??
-OH!!! I GET IT!!! YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S ASS IS ACTUALLY TIGHTER THAN HER TWAT!!! THAT'S WHY YOU ENJOY FUCKING HER IN THE ASS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!
-Wait...how much tighter? A whole 2 inches in diameter tighter? Holy cowwwwwww! Yes, you definitely need to change your "interested to" section on your profile.......
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